Thursday, December 06, 2001
HAHAHAHA This is BEYOND funny - You have to understand CAP (Or any form of military for that matter) to get it. Brad is a Maj, Dan is a Capt, I am a 1st Lt (Just got promoted) and ALI IS THE 1st SGT!
THE IMAGE OF RANK
A GENERAL leaps tall buildings in a single bound, is more powerful
than a locomotive, is faster than a speeding bullet, walks on water, and
gives policy to God.
A COLONEL leaps short buildings with a single bound, is more
powerful than a switch engine, is just as fast as a speeding bullet, walks on water
if the sea is calm, and talks to God.
A LIEUTENANT COLONEL leaps short buildings with a running start and
favorable wind, is almost as powerful as a switch engine, is fast than a
speeding BB, walks on water in an indoor swimming pool, and talks to God if a
special request is approved.
A MAJOR barely clears Quonset Huts, loses tugs of war with
locomotives, can fire a speeding bullet, swims well, and is occasionally addressed
by God.
A CAPTAIN makes high marks with trying to leap tall buildings, is
run over by locomotives, can sometimes handle a gun without inflicting self
injury, can dog paddle, and talks to animals.
A FIRST LIEUTENANT runs into buildings, recognizes locomotives two
times out of three, is not issued ammunition, can stay afloat if properly
instructed, and talks to water.
A SECOND LIEUTENANT falls over door sills when trying to enter
buildings, says "Look at the Choo Choo," wets himself with a water pistol, and
mumbles to himself.
A FIRST SERGEANT lifts buildings and walks under them, kicks
locomotives off the tracks, catches speeding bullets in his teeth and chews them,
freezes water with a single glance. HE IS GOD.
THE IMAGE OF RANK
A GENERAL leaps tall buildings in a single bound, is more powerful
than a locomotive, is faster than a speeding bullet, walks on water, and
gives policy to God.
A COLONEL leaps short buildings with a single bound, is more
powerful than a switch engine, is just as fast as a speeding bullet, walks on water
if the sea is calm, and talks to God.
A LIEUTENANT COLONEL leaps short buildings with a running start and
favorable wind, is almost as powerful as a switch engine, is fast than a
speeding BB, walks on water in an indoor swimming pool, and talks to God if a
special request is approved.
A MAJOR barely clears Quonset Huts, loses tugs of war with
locomotives, can fire a speeding bullet, swims well, and is occasionally addressed
by God.
A CAPTAIN makes high marks with trying to leap tall buildings, is
run over by locomotives, can sometimes handle a gun without inflicting self
injury, can dog paddle, and talks to animals.
A FIRST LIEUTENANT runs into buildings, recognizes locomotives two
times out of three, is not issued ammunition, can stay afloat if properly
instructed, and talks to water.
A SECOND LIEUTENANT falls over door sills when trying to enter
buildings, says "Look at the Choo Choo," wets himself with a water pistol, and
mumbles to himself.
A FIRST SERGEANT lifts buildings and walks under them, kicks
locomotives off the tracks, catches speeding bullets in his teeth and chews them,
freezes water with a single glance. HE IS GOD.
Chicklette 8:23 AM
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