The Foot

The adventures of a migrant science teacher: "Life is not about finding yourself, it's about creating yourself."

Thursday, May 16, 2002

TUESDAY MAY 14 - I told ya's I'd post the log from our ventures at ATF in MD... one of these days I'll get Alex to send me his digital pics to put up here...

"I, "The Ma'am" Littleton, hereby open this log on 03 May, 2002 for the purpose of the E^2C^2 trip to ATF, Baltimore MD in the church van, back bench seat, middle.

Aleya Littleton

0900 People areive at the church

0930 We FINALLY leave

0945 "pit" stop - passangers load up on nutritionally vapid snacks, Ali and Alex find giant
green thumb.

1002 Brad and Mal find their similar tastes (whoopie dip)
Van gets cut off by other van, Back seat discover conterfit pringles

1045 Katalyn ^AL (Katalin) Declares our horrible singing to be "Misunderstood Talent"

1125 Shrew war
Ali has to pee <- Aleya laughs

1132 Van stops at Funcks

1149 Van departs w/ 90% of passangers

1230 Cows sighted

1235 Radio contact made with the lanphears jeep

1345 Caravan stops at McDonalds

1415 Happy Birthday is sung to Pastor

1500 Caravan arrives at Abney's

1510 Lanphear vehicle arrives (they got lost)

1511 Amanda, Ski, and Colgan arrive

1520 Mrs. Ski Departs, burgers are cooking

1535 Mal is bored, places butt on aleya

1600 Dinner begins

1625 Aleya and Ali throw water on people sitting on deck from bathroom window
Sarah threatens revenge (no one believes her)

1635 Van departs for ATF arena

1640 Ski threatens to don his birthday suit

1655 Ali cries to make Ski cry, Mal makes VERY good monkey sound, cows sighted, Kyle makes BAD ghetto jokes

1657 Cows sighted

1658 Aleya imitates Kung Fu hamster

1700 Cows sighted
Aleya says "Mend and Blingle" instead of "Blend and Mingle" and remember Ski's " 1 1/2.4 miles" comment

1713 Cross "Pot Spring Rd.", colgan punches ski - ski cries

1725 Mal is so hot she walks in the woods and deer turn into stew

1727 Amanda wants in the log

1728 Ali screams Amandas name passionately

1730 Katalin requests rescuing, colgan punches ski - ski cries
Ski tries to seduce Aleya with his stare - Aleya wins - Ski thinks it's was an evil look

1735 Van arrives at ATF

2200 Van departs ATF, colgan punches ski - ski cries

2330 Aleya tries to sleep, Brad moves, Sara makes money noises

2335 Van arrives at Abney's home

2350 Group beating of Ski

2359 Colgan and Ski try put to Ali in fire place - with fire

0000 New Day, colgan punches ski - ski cries

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0001 We (almost) all eat ice cream, colgan punches ski - ski cries

0010 Ski violates Aleya, Sara saves her, Amanda and Ali are talking on porch

0020 Ski calls jumpy jumpy harch around aleya Aleya beats the living crap out of ski, colgan, and Alex

0030 Lights out - Ali showers, colgan punches ski - ski cries

0500 girls wakes up, sara in shower, Alarm rings

0505 Aleya gets kicked out of down stairs bathroom, guys wake up

0506 Kat appears

0510 5 females enter bathroom

0515 1 departs

0517 2 depart

0525 2 depart

0536 Van departs with 90% of passangers, colgan punches ski - ski cries
Passangers read 05//3/02 log

0540 "King Fu" hamster gets turned on, Kara hits it and it turns off

0544 van makes wrong turn - Van corrects itself

0546 Van didn't correct itself - tries again

0548 Aleya mumbles incoherenlty

0550 Colgan wants me to say that I'm out of regulation - but I won't (aleya)

0655 Amanda shows her tongue hole - whole van stares

0656 "3rd rule of thumb, - Don't give money to Airman" Pastor barrows $1 from ali for toll

0700 Quotes taken out of context "She couldn't suck" - Brad on Bouder at BCOP (<- other one)

0730 van arrives at ATF arena 1 hour early (Pastor doesn't tell, fearing revolt)

0745 Ski and Kung Fu hamster get in fight with George W. Bush

0830 Rally begins, colgan punches ski - ski cries

1200 released for lunch

1215 we look for Josh - no luck,

1245 lunch lines are obsene

1320 Josh comes

1335 we leave, colgan punches ski - ski cries

1621 Ali starts a mosh pit - Gets in trouble (heh heh heh),

2030ish Colgan gets saved : )

2115 Aleya and sara communicate

2130 ATF done, colgan punches ski - ski cries

2215 Van runs over cow",

2300 Van meets luggage at gas station

2301 Van bottoms out - passangers laugh.

2315 Back row WILL NOT STOP SINGING!!

2320 Mal and Aleya sing the Cinderella song and do mice impressions

0000 New Day

0030 Mrs Ski mets van at another gas station

0035 Ski and Colgan try to abduct Aleya
Aleya screams - others ignore her

0040 Julia, Amanda, Ski and Colgan leave - everyone cries

0041 Pastor kicks people out of the back bench seat

00?? I fall asleep allong with EVERYONE else

0500 Van arives at church

0501 doors open

0502 passangers shivver while saying good bye.

0530 Mal and Aleya arive at Littleton residence

0534 Both fall asleep on living room floor

I, Aleya Littleton, do hearby close this log
ALEYA LITTLETON


For those of you in CAP - Please excuse, the horrid log book. Almost all of the rules of log were violated, but don't yell at me about it. It was a Looong weekend!
Chicklette 11:00 AM

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