Monday, June 19, 2006
Like crocodile hunter only with smells...
Crroooiikkeee!! I've just witnessed the most rare of events, the "BIG semi-annual Sale" at Bath & BodyWorks. This isn't the first time I've stalked this event. One must use extra caution when approaching the perimeter. The main predator, fem-bargainous hunterous, can be seen in vast numbers prowling the store for things such as "Cucumber Mellon Spray Hand Sanitizer" and "Cotton Blossom Glycerin Soap." Their protege, fem-mini shopperous, follow closely behind, learning from their wizened gurus. I grabbed a bag and waded through the chaos to find the mother of all jackpots: an unguarded 75% off table with a basket of essential oils sitting in the center. I snagged several rare varieties and ran for the cash register. The sale is rare, the presence of those gems - IN the sale - is even more rare. So I exit as the conquering hero, bag in hand, husband in tow, and walk into the sunlight...
Chicklette 10:01 PM
3 Comments:
Oh, I bet croc hunter has to deal with smells. Just not the pretty ones!
Sounds like my very own "fem-mini-shopperous" has learned to zero in on the kill - the 75% off table - with expert finesse. Way to go!!
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Hi aleya it is your wonderbull brother James I think you story was funny but not as funny as this
varry funny pic but cant seem to post so chek you e mail. love James
varry funny pic but cant seem to post so chek you e mail. love James
